Adventures in My Mind

I am starting a comparison between Bella Swann and the Disney Princesses. I couldn't decide between starting with the first ever Princess, Snow White, or the Princess with the similar name, Belle. Obviously, I decided to start with Belle.
Also, I did some research on this. Yep.

( I give you... )

It all started on March 1st when Amanda Terkel announced the news that Bill O'Reilly would be speaking at a benfit for the Alexa Foundation, a group helping rape survivors, and Terkel found a statement where O'Reilly said:

"Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, on her way to college. She was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. Now, again, there you go. So every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. She’s walking by herself on the West Side Highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. All right. Now she’s out of her mind, drunk."

 

( And it all went downhill from there... )

On the bright side, Jon Stewart gives us a lighter side to this:

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We all know the famous "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." and so this got me thinking.
The Lion King comments on Twilight.
Enjoy!

( And so the lion threw another hissy fit. )

And some recent Harry Potter ones if you don't mind?

( Random Harry Potter ones? )

All HP-related.
And somewhat mediocre.

( who ate teh cookies mummy? )

I have made some mediocre macros, all Harry Potter-related. Some about Twilight, and some just random. Enjoy!

( Enjoy! )

I think I need a positive phrase to use to help make me feel better.

So, Kajolica to you all!

First, Miley Cyrus shuts down Disneyland for her sixteenth birthday. And her actual birthday was a month away!
Then, she gets a puppy from her parents that she won't take care of.
And she wanted a Mercedes for her car. A fucking Mercedes. But poor thing had to settle for her mom's old Porsche.

I don't care about Miley Cyrus showing her back in Vanity Fair, especially since her pictures on her MySpace are far worse. I don't care about her dating a 20-year-old, seeing as I hang with a 20-year-old myself.
But Miley Cyrus should not be considered a good role model for her bratty behaviour.
This "huge Sweet 16!!!!" culture is really sickening, having kids send their parents into debt just so they can show up that mean girl in school. And Miley Cyrus is just the cream of this sick crop. She can't just settle for a family gathering or dinner to a nice resteraunt, she needs BIG!
One of my close friends birthday party was just her friends and boyfriend over for cake and ice cream. And her parents are quite wealthy.
And Miley has a lot of money. She can't just give a charity a hefty donation. No. She needs to shut down a theme park, charge her fans over $200 to get in, and then claim "Oh this is for the needy kids foundation."

Miley Cyrus, grow some humility, and GTFO my television screen, my computer screen, and my local record stores.

"Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen"--Katy Perry

Excuse me, did she just call Lily Allen fat? Lily Allen isn't fat. At all.
Luckily, Lily responds by calling Katy's lyrics "crass"

Hearing "I Kissed A Girl" on the radio, I just  knew something was wrong with the video. I mean, I'm all for expirementation, but I just felt like she was missing it somehow. Then the bridge came on, and I felt offended. "Us girls we are so magical. Soft skin, red lips so kissable" My skin is not incredibly soft. And when I try to put red lipstick on, you know what? I look like a clown. Does this make me not a girl?
I read the lyrics to "Ur So Gay" and I felt even worse. And it seriously reinforced one of my least favorite double standards. Girls kissing is hot, but boys kissing is so ew! Ironically, I wonder if she has seen pictures of Travis McCoy kissing William Beckett. I have. They were great.
Once I heard "Hot N' Cold", that first lyric "You change your mind like a girl changes clothes" was very obnoxious to me. I am a girl, and on average, I change my clothes twice a day. Into my outfit for the day, and into my pajamas. That's not often.

When I went to Warped Tour, I saw her walking around, and she genuinely seemed like a nice girl. She was happily posing with fans, and being kind to them.

But that comment about Lily Allen is just rude. As if Lily Allen hasn't faced enough bull crap about her being a little bigger than Kate Moss. She even posted a blog considering liposuction!
And how does Katy Perry respond to this BS sexism being hurled at Lils? By adding to it.
As one Feministing community member said, she is patriarchy's hip new spokesperson.

I think I'm getting a migraine, because I can't see shit right now, even with my glasses.

I am currently watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire on ABC Family. It is at the part of the third task, and they're in the maze. Victor Krum is posessed by the devil or whatever. All I know is he looks scary. I also next, our beloved Cedric Diggory will die by orders of Lord Voldemort. But no frets, he'll be resurrected as a sparkling vampire. Correction: Victor Krum is bewitched.
Speaking of the Potter, as I have heard predictions that Harry Potter will be read in Literature Classes in the future, I think maybe Harry Potter, along with Buffy, will become a religion in the future. Can't you just imagine it? A whole congregation chanting "I solemenly swear that I am up to no good."
Twilight being used as toilet paper? I don't know. You could get splinters in your butt.
Okay, RPattz just died now. *cries* CEDRIC!!!!!!!

We finally have our tree completely up at home, and it looks great.

I'm sorry. With Cedric dead, I can't type anymore. That's all. Sorry it's short. Good night.

So, I've finally decided that I will return to Buzznet.
Not tonight.
Not the weekend.
Not next month.
Once I can finally get my mind in a better place, I'll be returning.

For now, I'm going to be blogging here.

For anyone that has read my journal entries here, thank you very much.

Target Women's latest episode: Vampires.
All about Twilight!

Sarah Haskins, ILU.





Watch it. It wins.

On MySpace, I decided to look under "Conservative Politics" for my masochistic side that wants to headdesk once in a while.

I come across a bumper sticker that reads "Pro-Life: The radical idea that babies are people too."
And that useless thing forced to carry that baby? You know, a woman? Does she have rights too?

And of course, there's the whine about Obama's win. Oh boohoo.
It all reminds me of my favorite bumper sticker: Bitch all you want, but he still won."

Anyone remember Jason Siska, the hot TAI bro from Survivor Fans vs Faves?
No?
"IT'S A F***ING STICK!"
Remember?
Okay, good.

Well, guess who was linked on an AOL page dedicated to him? Me!

See?

Cool, huh?

Maybe there's a reason to go back on Buzznet?

My sister recently bought a knock-knock joke book, but she didn't like it. So she gave it to me. And I'm giving them to you.

Lame Knock-Knock Joke of the Day #1
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Aha! So lame, huh?

Did I just hear "to celebrate our sexiest Scrabble yet"?
I must be hallucinating.

John (ounceofwentz) on Buzznet needs a summary.
So I'm giving him one.

First, we have Stephen Colbert singing his brand new Christmas carol.

Jon Stewart dueting with Stephen Colbert about Hanukkah.

John Legend crooning about the importance of nutmeg in eggnog.

Toby Keith declared a war for Christmas. In song.

And my personal favorite.

The things I could not find on YouTube:

• The full songs (besides Willie Nelson's)
• Feist as an angel.
• Elvis Costello.
• The final song.
• And so much more.

Luckily, these things will be found when the special comes out on DVD, so watch for it!

The Accolade, an all-female rock group in Saudi Arabia, is looking for a good female drummer.

According to guitarist Dina, the name comes from this painting, which she likes because it shows a woman who is satisfied with a man.

Check out their music here.

Look in the recent issue of People magazine, titled "Sexiest Man Alive 2008"
Rpattz is in the magazine obviously promoting Twilight, blah blah.
Under his picture contains the word "dazzling"

I'll give you time to digest this and laugh.

And, according to his fan site, Robert Pattinson says his favorite book is New Moon.
Considering Edward is barely in New Moon, I wonder why New Moon is his favorite. Possibly a secret dislike for Twilight?

Honestly, I thought he was good-looking in Harry Potter as Cedric. Now, I don't think he's that gorgeous. Maybe it's because I just imagine he smells like a dead possum who smoked weed? Who knows.

I was looking on HotTopic.com looking for jewelry to inspire me to make my jewelry (I just love ripping off companies and designers by making my own version of their jewelry (aren't I a pill?)) when I came across this:

Twilight Rosalie Pendant Necklace

While I will agree the necklace is cute, is this supposed to be the Cullen crest I keep hearing about in movie reviews? That looks like a total cliche family crest.

And plus, I found this much cooler.

EDIT: Here's a t-shirt of the crest. And it seems TwiMoms have gotten their way.

I've had mental breakdowns over this.
Does anyone honestly think I would be having a breakdown over a friend not answering my phone calls? Even though I was only calling because they were acting weird, and, as a caring friend, called to ask what was up?

Anyways, here is why I completely decided to leave Buzznet.
Recently, I've been having terrible issues. And Buzznet is not helping. It's only worsen it.
If I had stayed on Buzznet any longer, I felt like I was going to kill myself.
Buzznet and I have had great memories. Like when Bree sent me a Christmas card, doing the original Halloweenies, the Do I Dazzle You? group, and other great things.
But now, Buzznet has been making toss and turn at night, crying myself to sleep. I think it's best for it and I if I leave.

If anyone is reading this, thank you for reading. It makes me feel appreciated that someone is reading this. Thank you very much.

And now, to watch SpongeBob SquarePants.
Shalom.